Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Stealing the Internet back and Hating Hormones.

FINALLY... I have the internet again. I have been going a little crazy without cable, internet and for a very brief period, electricity.
I stole a wi-fi card from a friend today, who, although I steal from this person, he is a very good friend. So I guess that's just a word of warning to all yall's. No access to the outside world makes a person do crazy things.
And, speaking of crazy, I am a hormonal nightmare. This new kid is totally jacking my mind up. I screamed at my husband for creating a new email address today because, in the short amount of time he was in the shower, I had convinced my brain that he was definitely using it for accessing porn sites because I am fat and ugly.
Arg. Give me your craziest pregnancy hormone story.

6 comments:

  1. I would give you a crazy pregnant story but I've never been pregnant. I enjoy the way you write, you are totally real, totally in the moment, this authenticity is inspiring to me.

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  2. Thank you. It means a lot to hear something like that from someone so obviously talented.

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  3. Whew. Glad you're bak and everyting is OK.

    Look forward to reading your never ending madeness. Like mine.

    Guess what... I am being stalked on twitter by Andy Kaufman. Apparently he's not dead. At least that's what he sayd. I'm not so sure.

    I'll update you later, or post it on my blog so you can read.

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  4. Personally, I would love to be stalked by Andy Kaufman. He's dreamy, but whatever.

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  5. After your last post I figured you REALLY meant it when you said you were annoyed. Glad you're back.

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  6. Man...you came back with a fury too! Missed the hell out of you. Anyway, I'm trying to catch up with your latest since coming back. *smooches*

    BTW, he's surfing porn. LOL

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