Monday, July 13, 2009

Mopping Up Malaria

My husband informed me today that the reason why our kids have been getting the flu is because I don't clean the house good enough. Fine, fucker. You just bought yourself a front row ticket to the Shawna's Vacuuming Extravaganza each and every time you feel like relaxing and watching a movie. Now if you will excuse me, I have dishes to wash so that my children can avoid the plague.

8 comments:

  1. This winter out pediatrician told us my then eight year old kept getting sick because she has 'bad hygiene'.

    Her friend who goes to a different pediatrician had all the same illnesses as my daughter, her pediatrician was alarmed and sent her to an ENT, who told her parents she had to have her tonsils out immeadiately.

    I'm not sure which one is worse!

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  2. Didn't that just make you feel like crap?? I was so mad yesterday I threw the closest thing around at my husband. It was water.

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  3. All doctors are just a step or two above the Voodoo priests who use hoodoo to drive out the veil spirits.

    Except Voodoo priests don't accept a co-pay.

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  4. What a fuck-nut! Does he NEVER want to get laid again? LOL

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  5. I don't think he thought the far ahead before sticking his entire foot into his diarrhea hole for a mouth.

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  6. I might have to kick Gary's ass.

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  7. You should've told him that the kids have the swine flu and it's because he's such a pig.

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  8. Oooh snap! Thanks Dingo! I'm sure he'll say it again soon so I'll have to use that one!

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